stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

mydisneystories:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

pizza you come up with the best ideas

maccamcbeardy:

David Karp I swear to god if you sell us out to yahoo I will never re-blog your picture again.

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

fartgallery:

yes, thank you for making that post transparent so I can drag it slightly to the right for about 0.7 seconds and then never look at it again

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit